from "self titled albums are gay" (released 2010 privately on mediafire)

i started making noise and sample collages as soon as i got a laptop when i was 13, before i knew it was an established thing. me and my friend jay would just layer a bunch of screaming into the webcam mic, cut up the worst prepackaged garageband loops, hold down the lowest and highest octaves on the preset synths, and throw in samples of stuff we found funny, then layer it all in distortion filters. we were basically just trying to make the most annoying music possible to entertain ourselves after school. black condom started as our new alias for noise music in early 2010 at age 15. originally we named it black condo , as a joke on the band whitehouse. we started the first black condom tracks as a concept EP that was supposed to soundtrack masturbating. (very gerogerigegege in retrospect) we abandoned it almost immediately but i kept making noise collages on my own , usually early in the morning out of boredom. this track is named after a tf2 youtuber that deleted their account. the second part is half of a noise track where i really outdid myself on the annoying factor. i made around 40 of these abominations in 2010 that i compiled as "self titled albums are gay" and sent to friends through mediafire. at this point i was still making intentionally bad music on purpose and adopting a faux transgressive persona through the titles and samples. the idea was just being stupid and edgy on purpose, i had absolutely no dillusion of "shocking" anyone and kind of went with the project as a rebel without a cause character to play because that's the kind of snot nosed image i felt noise music went to naturally. i was a 15 year old that went on 4chan so why try to be anything else?